February 2012
colettecestchouette:
Thunder only happens when...
“My body is a dead language and you pronounce each word perfectly.”
– Sierra DeMulder, Unrequited Love Poem
“No matter how hard you try, you will never be stranger than what the world...”
– I Wrote This For You: The Standard Operating Procedures
me: did you go to the party?
friend: what?
me: never mind
friend: yeah i did
michaelwooley asked: *illegal. and it was until the anti-sodomy laws were repealed. Idk when it was but i know that's when it was illegal.
What's the male word for Celibate?
noteghost:
Friendzoned.
When was anal sex illeagle?
?
I was only in a hoodie and yoga pants
Dan is so cute when he compliments me :) he blushed today when he called me pretty.
Im really thankful Im comfortable in my own skin
Idgf if Im big
LENT starts tomorrow!!!!
I’ve decided to do a couple things which may sound generic. I want to make new friends, live and love more, Im going to start reading the bible (shit just got real) though Im not religious. And Im going to work out more and show the ones I love that I appreciate them. AND do all my math homework!
Mother of god.
I wont be able to look her in the eye
why-am-i-soo-funny:
what do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta
I want to cuddle.
soset-moi-chlen:
eroniousjones:
Right now.
Me too! But the lady is in Miami :-(
Dans at the god damn gym!
I want to cuddle.
Right now.
barbarracuda:
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
barbarracuda:
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
barbarracuda:
Two whales walk into a bar.
The first whale says to the other, “WOOOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
The second whale says, “Shut up Steve, you’re drunk.”
barbarracuda:
who is the roundest knight at king arthurs table?
Sir Cumfrence
Anonymous asked: Holy shit! Ive folkowed you for a couple nonths but didnt even realize you were a girl. jesus your god damn beautiful! holy shit. you need to be in a fashion mag. you could sell me anything with that face.
I didnt mean to post three of the same pictures of...
Oops.
Anonymous asked: That brown eyed girl song popped in my head when I saw the pic of you :)
