hervacationh0me:

Y’all think it’s a game and shit when it’s not. 

(via blackguyandrew)

Say yeah!

almostgotshaggedcuppatea:

Dear sexy writer you can come play with my typewriter any time ;)

redsuspenders:

Sassily stripping down to my sensual atire while surreptitiously sautéing some strawberries and singing showtunes

Not show toons… Pleasure P.. Lawls

redsuspenders:

Sassily stripping down to my sensual atire while surreptitiously sautéing some strawberries and singing showtunes

Noy show toons… Pleasure P.. Lawls

fuckyeahlaughters:

Get the Best Medicine here :)

(Source: excuse-my-charisma, via soset-moi-chlen)

yawwwwn:

But all these thighs…

Are making a young nigga

Reconsider

(via barbarracuda)

These whitening strips taste good

(Source: ohmyrihanna, via thenfollowmylead)

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lilygetsfit:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY

WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE

AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS

‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE

READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING

I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING

OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER

AND A MEANINGFUL METER

MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME

THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

(Source: thedailywhat, via oscurro)